Sunday, 13 November 2011

Made In China

Tony and me have just returned from Hyde Park, where we've spent the last few hours selling cheap and tacky souvenirs, of some of London's finest landmarks, to tourists who wanted to take home with them a little reminder of our fine city.
Of course, the source of our stock of souvenirs was far from bona-fide, but any fears I had about the origin of our crap gifts were soon washed away by a tsunami of eager customers, who helped bring a smile to our faces, and put some much needed cash back into our pockets.
Tony also reckons that we've done the British economy a massive favour, by selling our "Made In China" rubbish to mainly Chinese tourists, who were more than pleased to hand over their cash.
I agree with the boy, and whilst it's nice to know that our models of Buckingham Palace will soon be returning to where they came from, thanks to a bus-load of visitors from Shanghai, it's even better to know that we can now go to the pub, and get completely drunk!

1 comment:

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