Sid moaned all the way from Maidstone. He said it
was the last time he was going to drive us anywhere. He complained that he had
a sore throat, which was a result of lager depravation. When we joined the
M25 his misery was further compounded by a massive tailback. A Polish lorry
had shed its load of vodka. When Tony saw the police sweeping the last few
broken bottles from the inside lane, he said it was a terrible waste of good
In a minibus on the way to Portsmouth, with a driver in need of a drink. That's Cooper and Joy in "Dave Cooper Is Unemployed". An amusing, fast-moving ebook for Kindle, by Luke Ryman.