So now that 2013 is over and a new year is upon us, Luke Ryman would like to take this opportunity to give his predictions for 2014, and who or what will make the news.
He wants changes to be made, and insists that his latest toy is renamed McWong.
However, the double big Wong and Wong happy meal fail to bring a smile to faces of the hamburger-loving public, and very soon millions of customers turn their backs on Ronald McWongald.
And if all is not well on the customer front, in the kitchens of McWong, misery reigns supreme.
Forced to work ninety hours a week, for just a bowl of rice and a free Wongburger, the once loyal employees of McDonalds decide that the time has come for a change of career.
FUCK CHINA is the common cry throughout the land, followed by LONG LIVE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Airbus, the European aircraft constructor, secures its thousandth order, and all is well for Boeing's major competitor.
However, in southern France, where Airbus has its main assembly plants, the local French workforce is on strike.
Unhappy with having to work more than five hours a week, and unable to cope with a one-hour lunchbreak, the laziest race on the planet refuse to make another plane, unless the French government gives in to its demands.
Francois Hollande, the useless French president, steps in, and promises to offer a free Airbus to every employee, if the he or she agrees to work six hours a week.
Delighted by the offer of a lifetime, ten thousand lazy bastards decide to accept Hollande's offer, and Boeing is forced into bankruptcy.
HAPPPY NEW YEAR!