Ten runners-up will receive a year's supply of sausages and charcoal, to help make next summer's barbecues something to remember.
The final votes were as follows:
Cliff Richard: 65%
Angela Merkel: 25%
Sepp Blatter: 6%
Roy Hodgson: 2%
Francois Hollande: 2%
We wish the Smiths a happy time on the isle of Asbestos.
Tune in on Christmas day to see how Cliff Richard adapts to prison life, and hope, like all of us, that this vile entertainer changes his ways and comes out a reformed character.